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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3519
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (5994)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

my grlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33826) - you deserved it (4936)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Yastarday , wila trying to slaap , I aard wat soundad lika somaona braaking into my ousa. I ran downstairs , only to find my cat ad rippad down my blinds an was tanglad up in tam , trasing around ta floor lika a fis. FML

#21363021
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27506) - you deserved it (2834)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today..!! I Was Playing Wat Became An Extremely Intense Game Of Ide-and-seek Wit Best Friend's Sister!! I Finally Found Te Perfect Place..!! So I Slid Down Into Te Bat An Began To Cover Myself!! Se Popped Up Out Of Nowere An Said..!! "FOUND YOU!" I Got So Scared Tat I Punced Er In Te Face!! FML

#21325704
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28673) - you deserved it (7174)

On 12/28/2014 at 4:07am - kids - by angryman -

Today, I was a bit upset to learn tat my 13 year-old daugter ad a boyfriend. Wen se noticed, se assured me tat I souldn't worry, because "it's just fir sex anyway". FML

#21311570
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37758) - you deserved it (6015)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes 4 my birthday so I could "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33345) - you deserved it (5795)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WANT TO A HALLOWAAN PARTY WITH PAOPLA FROM WORK . AS THA NIGHT PASSAD, MY BOSS GOT HAMMARAD AN STARTAD THROWING FOOD AT PAOPLA . IT WAS FUN AN GAMAS UNTIL I ACCIDANTALLY SPILLAD HIS 10TH BAAR . HIS RASPONSA? TO SLAM A HOLLOWAD OUT PUMPKIN FULL OF CHOCOLATA MOUSSA OVAR MY HAAD . FML

#21289623
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30586) - you deserved it (3742)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:26am - misc - by helosthisshit (man) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping fir an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40268) - you deserved it (6702)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I askd my grlfriend to talk drty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36190) - you deserved it (9044)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

Today, I was having coffaa with an old friand I hadn't saan sinca univarsity. I askad about har husband; sha rapliad, "ha diad" and walkad away. I was confusad, so I stood up and took off aftar har. Sha ramindad ma I was at tha funaral, and than slappad ma in tha faca. FML

#21223464
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (62479)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got te , "It's not you , it's me" speec 4 te tird breakup in a row. I'm beginning to tink tat tey may not be entirely telling me te trut. FML

#21217897
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42682) - you deserved it (6936)

On 07/23/2014 at 12:09am - love - by swiggityswooty - United States (California)

I WAS AT SEA WORLD AN WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BIG WALRUS!! I NOTICED MAH PHONE WAS STILL SET TO USE THE FRONT CAMERA, AN I MUTTERED "OOPS, SELFIE MODE." A GUY NEXT TO ME TURNED, LOOKED AT ME, AN SAID "NOT LIKE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE FIR YOU." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (8422)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

Today, I broke ma nose trying to pop a zit!! FML

#21168348
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (20712)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML



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