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CakeFake

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4391
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Visits<b>RunIfYouCan</b> - 21 hours ago<b>saocrates</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 1:30pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 2:19am<b>chrisseesyou</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:20am<b>MNBOY16</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:02pm<b>danial1214</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 5:11am<b>anonymouslover48</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:48am<b>Atrius82</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 10:10am<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:48pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:45am<b>Kylz</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 5:31am<b>axfabxdisaster</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 4:33am<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 2:20am<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 1:09am<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 12:50am<b>Countryboy6</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:57pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:53pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:44pm

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CakeFake's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML

#21457997
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34785) - you deserved it (1741)

On 08/19/2015 at 11:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

#21455905
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28221) - you deserved it (1639)

On 08/14/2015 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Donets'ka Oblast')

Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32925) - you deserved it (1954)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking behind my mother when she was mowing the lawn. She unknowingly mowed over a wasps' nest that was in the grass. Guess who the wasps decided to seek revenge on. FML

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

#21428240
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26966) - you deserved it (12569)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

#21406764
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20659) - you deserved it (38072)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37935) - you deserved it (2466)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26097) - you deserved it (6723)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37156) - you deserved it (5859)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29075) - you deserved it (3132)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML

#21325704
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28793) - you deserved it (7198)

On 12/28/2014 at 4:07am - kids - by angryman -

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

#21311570
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38948) - you deserved it (6203)

On 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by aprouddaddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36287) - you deserved it (6296)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)



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