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Cainicide
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Cainicide : I am a freshman college student, currently bouncing between majors. I think I want to be an English teacher, but the outlook scares me. I want a job where I don't have to depend on anybody but myself. My dream is to be a supporting father and husband.

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Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17445) - you deserved it (4052)

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