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Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20383) - you deserved it (74597)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by whatashame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21392) - you deserved it (71382)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46476) - you deserved it (2341)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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