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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3197
  • Number of comments : 494
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About Cad6 : Hi. Writing profiles is a bitch.

But, I'm going to do it anyway. Only for you.

You probably came here because one of my comments was either stupid, offending, or extraordinarily funny. It's probably the first two. Now that were past step 1, FML is the greatest example of our sadistic psychopathic minds. Laughing at other's misery? I find myself coming here more and more everyday.

Proceed if you want me to corrupt your mind a wee bit more.

1. I like trolling people.
2. I'm a creeper. I will find you, hunt you down, and terrorize you. On occasion, I will violate you till you can't speak without crying.
3. I'm a regular commentator.
4. I like trains. There's something about heavy machinery that gets me hard.

Now the genius creator of this profile writing torture shit decided to make it 1000 characters. So now I'm going to fill up the rest of this profile with some random bullshit I just came up with.

Cad6's page activity

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Cad6's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Cad6's favorite FMLs

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21883) - you deserved it (12315)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10156) - you deserved it (27756)

On 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33220) - you deserved it (3567)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28940) - you deserved it (3148)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28770) - you deserved it (2845)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (12245)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28505) - you deserved it (2391)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (241428) - you deserved it (82373)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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