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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 July 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4856
  • Number of comments : 494
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

About Cad6 : Hi. Writing profiles is a bitch.

But, I'm going to do it anyway. Only for you.

You probably came here because one of my comments was either stupid, offending, or extraordinarily funny. It's probably the first two. Now that were past step 1, FML is the greatest example of our sadistic psychopathic minds. Laughing at other's misery? I find myself coming here more and more everyday.

Proceed if you want me to corrupt your mind a wee bit more.

1. I like trolling people.
2. I'm a creeper. I will find you, hunt you down, and terrorize you. On occasion, I will violate you till you can't speak without crying.
3. I'm a regular commentator.
4. I like trains. There's something about heavy machinery that gets me hard.

Now the genius creator of this profile writing torture shit decided to make it 1000 characters. So now I'm going to fill up the rest of this profile with some random bullshit I just came up with.

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Cad6's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Cad6's favorite FMLs

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

by Nadaz / 04/05/2012 at 7:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Geek

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

by no one / 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

by cachucy / 03/18/2012 at 11:04am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

by Alli.M / 03/18/2012 at 7:06am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Work

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

by jamboooy / 03/18/2012 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

by belieber101 / 03/17/2012 at 8:45am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love