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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1116
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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2dayhila up in mah room gatting raady to go out, I thought I haard soma trick or traatars knocking on tha door!! I ignorad tham cuz I didn't hava any candy!! Tha knocking got loudar and longar!! I walkad downstairs, and noticad that tha living room cailing was falling down onto tha floor!! FML

#6094134
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26622) - you deserved it (4504)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by trickortreat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

#4380799
82 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 5:35am - animals - by N1ch0la1 (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

TODAY, I WAS OPENING AND SORTING MAIL 4 MAH BOSS AS PART OF MAH JOB. ONE PACKAGE WAS DELIVERD TO THE OFFICE INSTEAD OF HIS HOME BY MISTAKE, SINCE HIS HOUSE IS NEXT DOOR ON THE SAME PROPERTY. I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL I HAD OPEND IT. I HAD TO HAND MAH BOSS AN OPEND BOX OF TOYS. KINKY ONES.

#4310988
72 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 3:36pm - work - by TMI (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday it was my 18th brthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, fir as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

#2935606
177 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 7:14am - misc - by BirthdayTeeth - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was walking out of mah front door in the town where I intern . I live alone and know no one . As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between mah mat and step . I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

#2059220
209 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into mah eye . Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out . Five seconds later, a bug flew into mah other eye . FML

#2003683
82 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY, I WALKED TO MAH LOCAL MCDONALD'S. I SPENT THE LAST 7 DOLLAR I HAD ON MAH MEAL. AS I BEGAN TO WALK BACK TO MAH DORM, I WAS MUGGED. I EXPLAINED TO THEM I HAD NO MONEY, SO THEY STOLE MAH FOOD. FML

#1936561
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On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, we watcd a movie in Frenc class. I went on a Frenc excange last year, so I wantd to sound all impressive and culturd for ma crus wo is in te same class. I said tat it was ma favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watc it wit everyone. Te movie turnd out to be about incest. FML

#1648033
174 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by daddyslittlegirl250 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I TURNED 18. MY PARENTS GAVE ME A CARD THAT READ "NOW THAT YOU'RE 18, IT'S TIME FIR SOME BOOZY FUN... U CAN DO ALL THE THINGS U DID BEFORE BUT LEGALLY!" TAPED TO THE INSIDE WAS MY FAKE ID THAT I "LOST" THREE MONTHS AGO. FML

#1418497
188 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by owned (woman) - Singapore

Today... I Filled Out A Political Survey For A Psychology Experiment. A Really Cute Girl Was Doing It... Too. We Hit It Off And Flirted Through The Surveys... And I Asked Her Outhen It Was Done. Then I Found Out It Was Really An Attraction Experiment And She Was In On It. She Was Acting. FML

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84 comments

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On 04/03/2009 at 2:40pm - love - by Troy (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today,hile on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me . I have a speech impediment . FML

#98933
64 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)

yesterday a co-worker askd me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. big fat FML

#1114
56 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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