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CabbageTrees
  • Town/Country : United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

#18372418
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25588) - you deserved it (1996)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

#18369717
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25957) - you deserved it (1525)

On 11/27/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by wow - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23625) - you deserved it (2227)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

#18354062
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32126) - you deserved it (1874)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:16am - love - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

#18316439
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31047) - you deserved it (2950)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

#18286686
93 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Tyler - United States (Iowa)

Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
190 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML

#16913093
103 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

#16879498
113 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:09am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28111) - you deserved it (5072)

On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465
84 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

#15221158
86 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22174) - you deserved it (7437)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)



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