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CVTTRVN
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 893
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today My Husband Was Getting Undressed!! I Told My 2-year-old Daughter To Go In Our Bedroom Because He Was Undressing In There!! I Turned My Back An She Instantly Ran Off To My Bedroom!! I Heard Her Shout ( I Can See Daddy's Tail! ) Now She Points To Everyone's Crotch An Shouts ( TAIL! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50360) - you deserved it (6466)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him ( Professor Fucktard ) in the bedroom. He seems to be dead seriou about it. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43364) - you deserved it (5476)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (29250)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Taday I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70451) - you deserved it (3951)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt



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