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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

#21110801
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I agree, your life sucks (55878) - you deserved it (8139)

On 04/12/2014 at 1:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50914) - you deserved it (5376)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27159) - you deserved it (92756)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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