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CTPope74

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 April 1974 (41 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 707
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CTPope74 : I like the truth and no drama

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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CTPope74's favorite FMLs

Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20149) - you deserved it (1952)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML

#15741479
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45623) - you deserved it (6528)

On 04/11/2011 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Numb (woman) - United States (Texas)



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