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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 October 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About COURT_KING : Hi. My life is pretty simple. I play basketball, listen to music, and then play some more basketball.

I like cold weather, exercising, and just hanging out.

I also like video games, mainly NBA 2k but I also play sims, minecraft, and COD.

“Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.”
― John Wooden

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Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML


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On 09/23/2015 at 11:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML


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On 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm - misc - by ForeverAlone - Ukraine

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 9:56pm - work - by Joshua Sheldon (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML


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On 03/21/2015 at 11:14am - health - by pikachu_43 - United States (California)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML


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On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was playing Dance Dance Revolution in an arcade when a woman came up and asked me if playing it was my job. I laughed but then realized that it is actually the closest thing I have to a job. FML


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On 03/19/2015 at 5:49pm - work - by DDRFreak (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after struggling for over a year with it, and now having it medically confirmed, I told my step-dad about my depression. He gave me a disgusted look and scoffed, "Toughen up, cunt." FML


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On 02/28/2015 at 12:22am - health - by fine (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML


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On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML


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On 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Clive81 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML


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On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML


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On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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