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COURT_KING

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 October 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About COURT_KING : Hi. My life is pretty simple. I play basketball, listen to music, and then play some more basketball.

I like cold weather, exercising, and just hanging out.

I also like video games, mainly NBA 2k but I also play sims, minecraft, and COD.

“Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.”
― John Wooden

Feel free to message me.

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Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 11:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML

by ForeverAlone / 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm / Ukraine / Miscellaneous

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

by Joshua Sheldon / 09/18/2015 at 9:56pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

by Liamj774 / 07/29/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

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Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML

by pikachu_43 / 03/21/2015 at 11:14am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Work

Today, I was playing Dance Dance Revolution in an arcade when a woman came up and asked me if playing it was my job. I laughed but then realized that it is actually the closest thing I have to a job. FML

by DDRFreak / 03/19/2015 at 5:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids

Today, after struggling for over a year with it, and now having it medically confirmed, I told my step-dad about my depression. He gave me a disgusted look and scoffed, "Toughen up, cunt." FML

by fine / 02/28/2015 at 12:22am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

by Ouch / 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm / Hong Kong / Health

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

by Clive81 / 02/17/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

by anonymous / 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Work

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

by tirf / 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm / Work

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health