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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 786
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About CODplayer4lyfe : Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor...

I'm sorry for my name, I can't change it.

(Beware of the wall of text)

I'm 15 and play football in high school (#JSquad). I love my girlfriend, video games, and fucking around on my computer. I'm currently attempting to make a decent looking webpage. Message me if you want, doesn't matter. I do have kik, just message me if you want it. I will be majoring in video game creation and/or computer science in general. I'm more of a math person, fuck the english. Sentence fragments are my favorite. I love to read sci-fi, if you know any good books let me know. I've been told I have nice eyes. (ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

I do not support gay/bi people or trans people. I don't not support them either, I couldn't care less. (My girlfriend is bi.) I like to argue with people on debatable topics such as abortion or something like that. If you want to argue with me then go ahead you little rascal you.

I think you're kind of cute. ;3

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Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

#21432346
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11052) - you deserved it (33750)

On 06/26/2015 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I brought my best friend home and told my dad we were going to study together. He loudly replied "Woah!", stumbled around for a few seconds like he was drunk, then apologized and said the "sheer amount of gayness" between us had overloaded his gaydar. We're not gay, dammit! FML

#21429349
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (2978)

On 06/21/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

#21425434
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (1959)

On 06/13/2015 at 12:34pm - kids - by thanks for the $5 gift voucher (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

#21424396
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28470) - you deserved it (1739)

On 06/11/2015 at 9:44am - work - by McFuckYouTooCunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

#21418416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (4534)

On 05/31/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by bonehead69 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

#21417814
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26471) - you deserved it (2110)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:39pm - animals - by poophead (woman) - Philippines

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with another woman. They told me to leave so they could finish, and that "we'll all talk this over later." FML

#21416749
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35645) - you deserved it (2398)

On 05/27/2015 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by hellno (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML

Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
92 comments

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

#21414003
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (2102)

On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

#21413860
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17229) - you deserved it (19138)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

#21411971
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32193) - you deserved it (2971)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

#21410693
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39593) - you deserved it (6457)

On 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31147) - you deserved it (2905)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)



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