Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

CODplayer4lyfe

Offline (22 minutes ago) | Search for a member

CODplayer4lyfe

4Fucked!

CODplayer4lyfe
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 395
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About CODplayer4lyfe : I'm 14 and play football in high school. I love video games and fucking around on my computer. I'm currently attempting to make a decent looking webpage. Message me if you want, doesn't matter. I do have kik, just message me if you want it. I will be majoring in video game creation and/or computer science in general. I'm more of a math person, fuck the english. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CODplayer4lyfe's page activity

Visits<b>labracabrador</b> - yesterday at 3:55pm<b>noelsom7</b> - yesterday at 12:25pm<b>ajk168</b> - yesterday at 9:59am<b>fatiezzhm</b> - yesterday at 6:34am<b>Steffi3</b> - yesterday at 6:10am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:07pm<b>sam882</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:31pm<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 9:24am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 10:56pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:07pm<b>Crazyjohnb</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 2:28am<b>ugalde976</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:21am<b>lola4455</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:44am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:57am<b>jewelslovesyouu</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:06am<b>sophzxc</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 10:32pm<b>sassafrass95</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:08pm<b>N0tMatt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:06pm

Fucked!<b>jewelslovesyouu</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:03am<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 12:41am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 12:37am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 1:41am

CODplayer4lyfe's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of CODplayer4lyfe's badges

CODplayer4lyfe's favorite FMLs

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

#21394396
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23928) - you deserved it (2149)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33152) - you deserved it (3540)

On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32581) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31776) - you deserved it (7183)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

#21263853
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35490) - you deserved it (2476)

On 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm - health - by catgiraffegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

#21118358
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43358) - you deserved it (5038)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML

#21118358
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43358) - you deserved it (5038)

On 04/20/2014 at 7:24pm - animals - by BetterThanChocolate (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

#21067130
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49958) - you deserved it (4041)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

#21031414
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51384) - you deserved it (9633)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my brother finally informed me that our shower head has an option to make the water only come out of the detachable part. My left leg's been in a cast for 4 months, and the whole time I've had to shower sitting backwards with my leg sticking out the door. He knew. FML

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38959) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I told my boyfriend and my close family, who were all ecstatic. Then he told his mother. Her reaction? "It better come out looking like him." FML

Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML

#20662282
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65491) - you deserved it (5137)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: