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CDGuadalajara

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CDGuadalajara

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About CDGuadalajara : I love my team Chivas De Guadalajara! I love the movies Akira and Blade Runner! I want to become a professional futbolero.

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Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML

#21099601
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39529) - you deserved it (4513)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm - work - by ohdear. (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML

#21099196
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47075) - you deserved it (4026)

On 03/29/2014 at 6:34am - work - by bringthemback (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

#21098714
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44234) - you deserved it (4858)

On 03/28/2014 at 5:43pm - love - by unappreciated husband (man) - United States (Washington)



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