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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1968
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About ByronJess : If Cinderella had a shoe that fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

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ByronJess's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer started a conversation by telling me how smart he'd heard I am, and finished it by explaining his theory that only smart people commit suicide. He then gave me a knowing look and said, "Just something I thought you should think about," and left without buying anything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37468) - you deserved it (2917)

On 01/01/2014 at 6:49pm - work - by Okay_Then (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23367) - you deserved it (4355)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

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