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ButterflyHaze

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  • Number of visits : 11301
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ButterflyHaze : I'm a hopeful coxswain who loves Birkenstocks ✨ I used to row lightweight before injuring my back.

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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ButterflyHaze's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML

#21435838
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13511) - you deserved it (948)

On 07/03/2015 at 11:52am - love - by worriedman - United States (Illinois)

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16782) - you deserved it (1347)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15558) - you deserved it (985)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24719) - you deserved it (1161)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML

#21435132
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19143) - you deserved it (1637)

On 07/01/2015 at 11:10pm - animals - by Alex Andreas - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19079) - you deserved it (1212)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

#21434226
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22837) - you deserved it (1454)

On 06/30/2015 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

#21433516
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17082) - you deserved it (26239)

On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML

#21432771
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24860) - you deserved it (3094)

On 06/27/2015 at 11:01am - misc - by anonynous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30097) - you deserved it (2120)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML

#21432440
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23795) - you deserved it (1502)

On 06/26/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML

#21432392
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22814) - you deserved it (7454)

On 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm - work - by very analytical (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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