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  • Number of visits : 15673
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my sister shaving, naked. I don't know what's worse, the fact I've now seen her nude, or that she looks ten times better than any girl I've ever slept with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23308) - you deserved it (5040)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20781) - you deserved it (3023)

On 01/22/2016 at 7:50am - misc - by whattheactualfuck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, at my work at a charity shop, I reached into a new bag of donations only to pull out... used underwear. Thanks for your generosity. FML

Today, 9 years on, my dad still hates my husband for "ruining" my life by getting me pregnant in my late 20s. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19308) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/20/2016 at 7:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, "You're still here?" FML


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On 01/19/2016 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by clostar - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14674) - you deserved it (26691)

On 01/16/2016 at 12:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20642) - you deserved it (1314)

On 01/12/2016 at 7:16pm - love - by TabbyCat87 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 15 year-old brother told us his girlfriend is pregnant. He was taught in his abstinence-only sex ed that condoms don't prevent pregnancy. My parents are blaming her pregnancy on me, for not telling him the truth about sex, because parents giving their kids the sex talk is "too awkward." FML

Today, my relatives told me that when I stay at their house for the holidays, I'm no longer allowed to be out past 10 because somebody drugged my drink once. I'm a 25 year old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17787) - you deserved it (1660)

On 12/21/2015 at 4:50pm - misc - by letstradefamilies - United States (California)

Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22489) - you deserved it (2989)

On 12/18/2015 at 3:46pm - misc - by for the whored (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (1469)

On 12/15/2015 at 11:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20289) - you deserved it (1529)

On 12/15/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by fmltom (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML


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On 12/15/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/14/2015 at 2:29am - love - by Haitwun (man) - United States (California)

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