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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 June 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1050
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone,hen at one point I said, "Oh yeah, u like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything u know, we're just on the phone." big fat FML

#18904031
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12007) - you deserved it (32632)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah parents got rid of our detachable shower head . Looks like I'm single again . FML

#18070582
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27157) - you deserved it (32530)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today , I decided to make home made french fries . I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt , right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance .

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (25371)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I forgot wat I was doinghile listening to a voicemail an started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (10353)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44905) - you deserved it (5623)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58538) - you deserved it (6953)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58538) - you deserved it (6953)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)



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