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Bulldozer36

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Bulldozer36

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 February 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1386
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bulldozer36 : I'm a bored guy that likes to laugh at other people's problems.

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Visits<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:21pm<b>courtneynicoley</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 3:08am<b>demonte_jones</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 5:44am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 8:42pm<b>Pr0fess0rWhat</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:07am<b>killer0689</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 11:09pm<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:18pm<b>mmoments</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:39am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 4:26am<b>alexisisabel17</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:53pm<b>mimidamian</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:07pm<b>alyssaamarante</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:07pm<b>elohnah</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 7:59am<b>SadSouthernBell</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:31pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:07pm<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:48pm<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:55am<b>jadalaheart</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:00am

Fucked!<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:27pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:31am<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 2:39pm<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:05pm<b>alisenpai</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:46am<b>Thisisascam</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:07pm<b>SadSouthernBell</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:27pm<b>SUPERKAYLA</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:34am<b>Pr0fess0rWhat</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 11:03pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:57am<b>silentsuffer</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:45am<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:33am<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 9:34pm<b>ellymae96</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 3:29pm<b>elohnah</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:28pm<b>anotherhuman</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:37am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:30pm<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 5:30pm

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Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18780) - you deserved it (55557)

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