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Budderchook

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Budderchook

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3492
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Budderchook : How the Hell did you get to my damn profile you profile creeper! I don't comment. Ever. ! But it's okay. I'm a profile creeper too :3
And here I will leave you with some useless information about me :)





I have had 15 pets in the past and have 5 now, I love love love books and sometimes tv (I like books better) I love FML! :)
I love music sooooooo much! It's basically my whole life! It's saved my life several times.
P.S, Please inbox me!
I love meeting new people, I'm now single. No, that is not me in the profile picture. I needed a new profile pic. Don't judge. If you visit my profile, you have the chance of being messaged! I randomly pick people to message.. (I only read the comment rules cause I wanted the badge) MY AGE ON HERE IS A LIE! Please ignore the amount of FML's I've posted. I make some up to make other people laugh, but most of them are true
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Today, mah car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate . Apparently, the abundant rain water in mah street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by mah car . My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle . FML

#7837909
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20885) - you deserved it (2187)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by rainey (woman) - United States (California)

Today , My Mom Found A Pack Of Cigarette In My Pocket. She Hates Smoking , So She Tore Every Single Cigarette To Pieces , Then Emptied A Bag Of Kitty Litter On Them. On My Bed. FML

#7273093
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9329) - you deserved it (50533)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (7021)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I heard mah cat climbing on the counters in the kitchen. To prevent a tremendous avalanche of dishes , I picked up the cat and put it outside. She got scared from the blinds and scurried away leaving deep scratches across mah nipple. I wasn't wearing a shirt. fat FML

#6546793
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19653) - you deserved it (14919)

On 12/01/2009 at 2:05am - health - by ihatecats - United States

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My frst reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look lyk I was cleaning it. My neighbor cummed over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7296) - you deserved it (80632)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into mah car. FML

#6463128
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28668) - you deserved it (19116)

On 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology . I see a 'sack'hich appereed to contain a liquid . Being the curious type I cut open the sack spraying said liquid over me and my desk . My teacher after giggling informed me that the liquid was in fact urine . I was pissed on by a dead pig . FML

#6340257
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12414) - you deserved it (35465)

On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (68812)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I found out that our water tank has had a dead crow rotting in it fir days. I took showers and brushed my teeth with dead crow soup. FML

#6165899
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (2782)

On 11/05/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by aqua88 (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I was reading in bed, and cat was lying on cest. I noticed someting wite on cat's leg. I'm far-sigted and wasn't wearing glasses, so I didn't see wat it was. I touced it and putted on glasses. Turns out it was a worm anging out of cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

#6006091
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39920) - you deserved it (5519)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27819)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling wat appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over an say "Oh, wat a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (41877)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I WAS WALKING OUT OF CLASS WHEN I SAW A GRL ENTHUSIASTICALLY RUN TO HER BOYFRIEND , JUMP ON HIM , AND SMOTHER HIM WITH KISSES!! I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "I WISH MAH GRLFRIEND DID THAT." WHEN THE GRL JUMPED OFF AND TURNED AROUND I REALIZED SHE DID , JUST NOT TO ME!! FML

#5689238
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53532) - you deserved it (2566)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by zitroskies (man) - United States (California)

today I saw a YouTube video of a guy scratching a knife an a screwdriver on his iPod, an at the end he showd how there were no scratches an the screen was still clean. I took my iPod touch an did the same with a knife. It didn't work. mega FML

#5355612
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19578) - you deserved it (242951)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Was At Te Park Wit My Autistic Son Wen I Noticed A Teenage Grl Imitating Im By Flapping Er Ands And Walking On Er Toes. Fed Up Wit Cildren Mocking My Son, I Went Over And Sternly Lectured Te Grl's Moter. Turns Out, Er Daugter Is Autistic Too And Will Be In My Son's Class. FML

#4810321
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40009) - you deserved it (20747)

On 08/25/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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