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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 655
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About BuchiNeko : "No freedom til' we're equal, damn right I support it!" - Macklemore


My name's Tabitha. I was born and raised in Yonkers, NY, but I moved to Pittsburgh when I was 14.

I'm an aspiring Sophomore in high school, planning on majoring in creative writing and psychology.

PM me if you want, I'd love to chat. xx

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Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML


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On 02/19/2014 at 12:12am - work - by Dsark (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML


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On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school. The officer said they were reddish pink, so we searched the house for that kind of pill. Turns out it was my dog's medicine from over 4 years ago. FML


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On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9846) - you deserved it (31357) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML


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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML


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On 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML


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On 05/25/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by alyssac11 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Rawr (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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