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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 January 1984 (31 years)
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Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML


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On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML


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On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 3:45pm - money - by D: - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML


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On 01/17/2015 at 10:50pm - money - by sophiae123 - United States (Michigan)

Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML


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On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML


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On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML


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On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML


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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

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