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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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BryanThaMan's favorite FMLs
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
- Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop… Today, I came out to my father and stepmother,we were watching TV and my stepmom says "that guy is… Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up…
- Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…