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BrownSuger_96
  • Town/Country : baton rouge, United states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 121
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BrownSuger_96 : im me bitch

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BrownSuger_96's favorite FMLs

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37343) - you deserved it (4731)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by MonsterInLaw (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50510) - you deserved it (2826)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)



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