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Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45406) - you deserved it (5900)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by MonsterInLaw (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (58723) - you deserved it (3720)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

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