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Broadway_Vayne

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  • Town/Country : Ladson, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4089
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About Broadway_Vayne : League of Legends, Hearthstone, and Pokemon are life. I love eating great foods and talking to amazing people. Feel free to message me. I'm shy but I open up to certain people very well.

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Broadway_Vayne's favorite FMLs

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22891) - you deserved it (16088)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46010) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23768) - you deserved it (7286)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

#14326662
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36421) - you deserved it (7138)

On 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by snoozerlooser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

#14153563
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43743) - you deserved it (4933)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

#13998189
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8994) - you deserved it (40610)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37029) - you deserved it (3677)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was selling personalised stockings at work. When handing a customer's order over to her, which had no name on, I joked, "Oooh this is a bit mysterious". She replied, "Actually, it's in memory of the baby I miscarried earlier this year." FML

#13574389
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29501) - you deserved it (9367)

On 10/24/2010 at 9:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

#12726164
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14498) - you deserved it (24327)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9965) - you deserved it (28717)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19587) - you deserved it (4884)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

#7515979
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8660) - you deserved it (24228)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87069) - you deserved it (4976)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

#6665762
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43966) - you deserved it (2282)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

#6635616
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25381) - you deserved it (9920)

On 12/06/2009 at 3:42pm - intimacy - by Ballhugger (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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