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Broadway_Vayne

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3136
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About Broadway_Vayne : League of Legends, Hearthstone, and Pokemon are life. I love eating great foods and talking to amazing people. Feel free to message me. I'm shy but I open up to certain people very well.

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Broadway_Vayne's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133240) - you deserved it (7378)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39167) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

#17030601
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9783) - you deserved it (82205)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50466) - you deserved it (3723)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML

#16261628
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24704) - you deserved it (7935)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

#15811389
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32609) - you deserved it (3621)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

#15381782
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19800) - you deserved it (63215)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11152) - you deserved it (26726)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22780) - you deserved it (16065)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45869) - you deserved it (5835)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23633) - you deserved it (7272)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

#14326662
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34961) - you deserved it (6933)

On 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by snoozerlooser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

#14153563
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43610) - you deserved it (4922)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by RevolutionLove - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

#13998189
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8271) - you deserved it (38845)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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