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  • Town/Country : Ladson, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About Broadway_Vayne : League of Legends, Hearthstone, and Pokemon are life. I love eating great foods and talking to amazing people. Feel free to message me. I'm shy but I open up to certain people very well.

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Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (6760)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37168) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61334) - you deserved it (6107)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58449) - you deserved it (2934)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44581) - you deserved it (5865)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35845) - you deserved it (8589)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39133) - you deserved it (5829)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (144870) - you deserved it (8234)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML


I agree, your life sucks (42218) - you deserved it (3337)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10389) - you deserved it (85255)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53152) - you deserved it (3906)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, I found out that my grandfather, who is a retired Marine, has paid real money to buy ALL the Lady Gaga themed items for his farm in FarmVille. I don't know what's worse, that he did it, or that I'm jealous of not having that stuff. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (8356)

On 05/20/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35183) - you deserved it (3848)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20720) - you deserved it (65121)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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