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Broadway_Vayne

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Broadway_Vayne

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  • Town/Country : Ladson, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5031
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About Broadway_Vayne : League of Legends, Hearthstone, and Pokemon are life. I love eating great foods and talking to amazing people. Feel free to message me. I'm shy but I open up to certain people very well.

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Broadway_Vayne's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30901) - you deserved it (3227)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35747) - you deserved it (4695)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10787) - you deserved it (55765)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

#19255616
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34906) - you deserved it (3227)

On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (2201)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend shared with me his anxiety about death, so I shared with him one of my ridiculously irrational fears. He thought I was making fun of him and now won't talk to me. FML

#18831926
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26219) - you deserved it (5390)

On 01/17/2012 at 1:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15597) - you deserved it (36615)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17617) - you deserved it (42384)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32472) - you deserved it (17334)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student. In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt and shorts, has a short hair cut and a moustache and is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they are male. FML

#18410783
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34030) - you deserved it (4237)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
602 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47274) - you deserved it (12238)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (48431)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46181) - you deserved it (9126)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

#17850001
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29753) - you deserved it (2317)

On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)



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