About Broadway_Vayne : League of Legends, Hearthstone, and Pokemon are life. I love eating great foods and talking to amazing people. Feel free to message me. I'm shy but I open up to certain people very well.
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Broadway_Vayne's favorite FMLs
by Jack00412 / 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
by AndrewKeane / 06/09/2014 at 12:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
by Apcn / 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm / France (Bretagne) / Animals
by sierraleeannee / 02/09/2014 at 1:44am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:28am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Vincent / 01/02/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
by tramp / 11/10/2013 at 12:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Wraith / 11/06/2013 at 12:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
by curvster daughter / 11/02/2013 at 2:46pm / United States / Kids
by MsConfusedd / 10/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
by SaveMeTeddy / 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Stheno / 09/16/2013 at 8:49am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Love
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
by chestycough / 09/16/2013 at 12:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought… Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would… Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend…