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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 516
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About Brightbulb : I am the proud owner of a cat and 2 hedgehogs and am toying with ideas for life after college. The picture is of my cat Snickers who some how got on that cabinet which is about 8 ft up with nothing below it. Said picture was awesome so i made it my profile pic.

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Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36010) - you deserved it (3024)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:54am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML


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On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML


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