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Brightbulb

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Brightbulb

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Brightbulb : I am about to graduate with my accounting degree, am the proud owner of a cat and 2 hedgehogs and am toting with ideas for life after college. the picture is of my cat Snickers who some how got on that cabinet which is about 8 ft up work nothing below it. picture was awesome so i made it my profile pic.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - 6 hours ago<b>asmb100</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:04am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 11:22pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 11:21am<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 12:37pm<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 11:48am<b>flupsht</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 12:42pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 8:28am<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 11:30pm<b>anonykinetic</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 2:01pm<b>GubGub68</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 12:10pm<b>diesel_power</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 9:30pm<b>bela1016</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 6:21am<b>WizardlyUnicorn</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 12:49pm<b>rosiexoxo12</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 2:02am<b>EmmaMK</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 3:24pm<b>Bi_ShrDiWun</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 12:16pm<b>Aspireworks</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 3:24pm

Fucked!<b>asmb100</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:50am<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 6:37pm<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 5:00pm

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Brightbulb's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." FML

#21291174
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35936) - you deserved it (3020)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:54am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

#21238932
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52857) - you deserved it (9032)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

#18030723
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27924) - you deserved it (2008)

On 10/20/2011 at 11:39am - money - by FATS DOMINO (man) - United States (Maryland)



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