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Brian1324
  • Town/Country : Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 47
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Brian1324 : Hi, I'm Brian! I like anything to do with the internet, swimming and snowmobilin. I also live in Michigan (the upper part) and if you want to know more shoot me a message on here

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Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50583) - you deserved it (31862)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51331) - you deserved it (5741)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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189 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)



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