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Bree06

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bree06 : 19. Australian. Living the life out in the country.

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Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
95 comments

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

#21337837
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34762) - you deserved it (2088)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36277) - you deserved it (17603)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

#20901708
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35219) - you deserved it (11789)

On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

Today, our guest lecturer told us to imagine 25,000 dead koalas in our lecture theatre, and if that didn't make us emotional then we didn't care about them. She then went on a rant, during which she encouraged us to join the "koala army". FML

#20580464
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30715) - you deserved it (3027)

On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22325) - you deserved it (45576)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

#20481750
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27830) - you deserved it (1937)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:47pm - health - by shitday - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

#20011862
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6081) - you deserved it (34156)

On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14623) - you deserved it (52321) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8210) - you deserved it (37353)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (9553)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17243) - you deserved it (29604)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10231) - you deserved it (76410)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (3397)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54862) - you deserved it (9331)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)



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