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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 773
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Bree06 : Australian. Living the life out in the country.

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Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


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On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


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On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, an old lady in public transport yelled at me and my dog, called me a liar, and threw her grape soda over me because according to her my pet Shiba Inu was actually a fox, and keeping foxes as pets is illegal. FML


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On 06/07/2015 at 5:48pm - animals - by foxownerapperantly - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML


Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML


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On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by pukeytimes - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML


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On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had this really high fever and my sister decides I'm hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML


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On 07/07/2014 at 9:41pm - health - by egged - Singapore

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML


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On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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