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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 652
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Bree06 : Australian. Living the life out in the country.

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Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31673) - you deserved it (1801)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML


Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML


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On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML


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On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had this really high fever and my sister decides I'm hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML


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On 07/07/2014 at 9:41pm - health - by egged - Singapore

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a woman called the store I work for. When she found out it was a wrong number, she started to cry and asked me to stay on the line with her, talking about her dead husband and how she hasn't laughed in years. FML

Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

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