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  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 422
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Bree06 : 19. Australian. Living the life out in the country.

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Bree06's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out yet is because of my OCD which makes me clean the house every single day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29354) - you deserved it (3098)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:42pm - misc - by Zach - United States (Delaware)

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30881) - you deserved it (4507)

On 03/06/2015 at 9:03am - misc - by no touching - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML


Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML


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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML


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On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


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On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML


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On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 9:40am - misc - by tallguy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML


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On 08/23/2013 at 6:06am - health - by themarrowguy - United States

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML


Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML

Today, our guest lecturer told us to imagine 25,000 dead koalas in our lecture theatre, and if that didn't make us emotional then we didn't care about them. She then went on a rant, during which she encouraged us to join the "koala army". FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)

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