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Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50564) - you deserved it (11265)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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