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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML


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