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Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst into hysterical laughter behind me. FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by lights on forever (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)



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