About Brandi_Faith : I am a Christian, I love watching movies and tv; love action movies, romance, comedies, a bit of it all. I love to read and read a few books a month; I like reading fiction and like new book as well as the classics like Jane Austin & The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I love music and like to sing; I love leading worship at church. I like to play piano although I'm not that great at it yet. I like travelling although I haven't done much and would love to travel Europe. I like watching hockey. I absolutely adore my puppy, he's a Yorkipoo and is one of the best things in my life. I love to spend time with my family, and love spending time with my nieces and nephews. Proud to be Canadian!
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Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML
Today, my boss told me that our old manager didn't do my promotion paperwork, so everyone in the department is getting a chance to interview for a job I've been doing for a month. They also expect me to keep doing it at my normal pay rate until they hire someone. FML
by TheHarvardian / 09/04/2016 at 1:34am / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/02/2016 at 3:29pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by somuchhatesolittleworld / 05/09/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML
by Sloppy Cashmere / 05/09/2016 at 5:26pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
by chunky monkey / 03/14/2016 at 2:26pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
Today, after a lot of complaints from other members, I told an old lady at the gym I work at that she couldn't sit in the sauna naked. She responded by grabbing her boobs and shaking them in my face. I don't get paid enough for this. FML
by rapunzel3416 / 03/14/2016 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 7:20am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by shart / 03/08/2016 at 9:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by rangerluke / 02/25/2016 at 10:52am / United States (California) / Health
Today, while working as a hostess, one of my tattoos on my leg was showing. It's not uncommon for guests to comment on tattoos as we're high end and I'm one of two staff members with visible tattoos. What is uncommon is an elderly lady hiking up my skirt for a better view. I flashed everyone. FML
by Devlynfly / 02/24/2016 at 11:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
by noooooo / 02/21/2016 at 11:03am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
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