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BrandiLush

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 January 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>DaveCorgan</b> - yesterday at 6:44pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 8:25am<b>Plasma_Flash</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 8:30pm<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 2:27am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 7:53am<b>DAVIDtheDEMIGOD</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 1:40pm<b>adolfjames10</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 12:33pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 2:31am<b>Satch</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 7:09am<b>sallysali9</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:55pm<b>tigershark44</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 3:02am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 10:54pm<b>stfuwtf</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 9:16pm<b>WhoDaFku</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:11pm<b>Tobeza</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 5:03am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 2:15pm<b>OfficialKJRoss_</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 10:09pm<b>cohenb93</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 6:41pm

Fucked!<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:27am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:43am<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:01pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:46pm<b>puckyou</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 1:17pm<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:20am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:31pm<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 7:41pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 7:02am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:40am<b>Theater_Chef_3</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 12:14am

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BrandiLush's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML

by brandogg / 04/27/2016 at 5:33am / United States (New Mexico) / Health

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Today, my father stumbled upon the quickest way to get me out of bed in the morning: ripping out my nose stud. FML

Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML

by Jeanna / 03/15/2016 at 7:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work

Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

by criminal tit offender / 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

by DM / 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

by JimmyT / 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Work