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BrandiLush

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 January 1981 (35 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1129
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>crazy_bananas</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 7:58pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 12:55am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 1:32am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 1:14pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 10:27pm<b>callcopse</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 11:37am<b>justarandomalien</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 6:52pm<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:52am<b>paigexox0</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 10:46pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 9:17am<b>Bleiz</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 7:33pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 8:21pm<b>oreo00</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 11:26am<b>dno79</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 10:35am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 12:44am<b>MinatoArisato</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 9:13am<b>JD2Chameleons</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 10:04pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 6:21pm

Fucked!<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 3:17pm<b>freddygasman</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 7:13am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:27am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:43am<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:01pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:46pm<b>puckyou</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 1:17pm<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:20am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:31pm<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 7:41pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 7:02am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:40am<b>Theater_Chef_3</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 12:14am

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BrandiLush's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my daughter to her dad's house for the week. She decided to pack my remotes and most of my clothes and shoes, in an effort to make me come get her as soon as I noticed. FML

by Forever_Cursed / 06/28/2016 at 10:02am / United States (Florida) / Kids

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Today, I was babysitting my young cousins who are obsessed with Narnia. So to appease them, we checked every closet in the house. We never did find Narnia, but we did find sex toys. Lots of them. FML

by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

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Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

Today, I came home to find out my stay-at-home neighbor built his kids an awesome treehouse deck two stories up in the air. Three feet from my house. Directly adjacent to my second-floor bedroom. FML

by Jo_kat / 06/08/2016 at 11:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

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Today, a violent attack of diarrhea send me running to the bathroom moments after I put my dinner in the oven. I made it out just in time to enjoy a lovely bowl of coal. FML

Today, I went to get my first acupuncture. The doctor was a cute Korean woman, so I tried to start a conversation. When she pricked me with a needle near the tailbone, I involuntarily let one loose and saw her gag. FML

by Revelyn / 06/03/2016 at 6:18pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, an officer ticketed me for texting while driving. Apparently, getting dumped costs $180. FML

by TicketMePink / 05/20/2016 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML

by brandogg / 04/27/2016 at 5:33am / United States (New Mexico) / Health

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Today, my father stumbled upon the quickest way to get me out of bed in the morning: ripping out my nose stud. FML

by cactusfears / 04/02/2016 at 3:48pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML

by Jeanna / 03/15/2016 at 7:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work

Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML

by NordicNathan / 03/14/2016 at 12:49am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

by criminal tit offender / 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML

by DM / 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

by JimmyT / 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Work