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BossMindedFemale
  • Town/Country : Miami, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 December 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 10
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About BossMindedFemale : • michelle • 16 years old • figure skater • cuban • 5'5 • taken♥ • follow me on pinterest; michiimarie & tumblr; michiimarie •

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Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39715) - you deserved it (20491)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42982) - you deserved it (5777)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland



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