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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 371
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Borris2000 : I am a soon to be seventh grader at ***** middle school in ********, Ohio. I love music, (and hilariously my favorite artist is adele! DON'T JUDGE ME!) art, and video games! I live in a foresty area. I have (wait for it) four sisters, three brothers, and three dogs. I love my dogs and would do anything for them!
Thank you all for taking the time to read this, and why not send me a comment?

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Borris2000's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70694) - you deserved it (12394)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (21490) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML


I agree, your life sucks (77190) - you deserved it (4144)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)

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