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TODAY , MY BEST FRIEND WHO I HAVE KNOWN FIR TEN YERES RECOMMENDED I DIDN'T CONTINUE A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRLFRIEND. I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME WHICH I WAS HOPING FOR , FIR A LONG TIME. TURNS OUT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HER. FML

#18022095
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (6114)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

after being out of the closet for over three years, I learnd that some of mah friend still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36212) - you deserved it (7510)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO GRLFRIENDHY BIENG WITH A GRLHILE BIENG WITH ME IS CHEATING!! FML

#15985772
137 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:06am - love - by Imrickar - United States

Today, I came out to parents . They noddd empathetically throughout entre speech an told me repeatedly that it was okay . As I smild an stood up, dad askd, ( But you're still going to marry a guy, right? ) FML

#15767181
136 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian an our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

#15501357
152 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I finally decided to tell mah parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

#15377082
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49238) - you deserved it (21516)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Yesterday , I accidentally said , "Bye , love you," to a co-worker as I clockd out. Before I made it home , I had six missd calls an a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
143 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND OF TWO YERES BROKE UP WIT ME. SE WANTS TO TRY DATING WOMEN. TIS IS TE SECOND TIME TIS AS APPENED TO ME. FML

#13857180
63 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY... MAH LONG-DISTANCE GIRLFRIEND ASKD ME IF SHE COULD SEE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE SIDE. FML

#6001023
97 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 12:24am - love - by cheezeits (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I decided to confess mah feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks , but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care , because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there , I saw her making out with another girl. FML

#2785854
186 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 9:43pm - love - by Ryuga (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe 4 2 weeks, she is even paying 4 the flights an accommodation !! It's because I am such a special friend to her an she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married !! FML

#2732892
251 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by doomed (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, it was my two-and-a-alf year anniversary wit my grlfriend, a small but noble occasion. Se surprisd me wit an invention of ers, a plate of triple-cocolate looool double-mint cookies toppd wit Andes mints. I surprisd er by crasing er new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

#2724554
155 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably lyk to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80010) - you deserved it (24756)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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