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BoredOne

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 February 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1846
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Elerosse</b> - the 06/19/2009 at 11:13am<b>judgejess</b> - the 03/25/2009 at 7:17pm<b>ohfrick</b> - the 03/20/2009 at 8:13pm

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BoredOne's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave a carpet shampooing demonstration in a stranger's home. To my surprise, the white expensive carpet was dyed grey due to something in the solution. The owner held me hostage in her house by barracading the door until my manager got there. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

by Paco4242 / 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

by Shoes / 06/12/2009 at 1:33am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

by SLA / 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy