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TODAY MY MOM VISITED. WHILE SHE WAS USING THE BATHROOM, MY MAN-CHILD OF A HUSBAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO KNOCK ON THE BATHROOM DOOR WITH HIS PENIS, THINKING IT WAS ME IN THERE. SHE OPENED THE DOOR TO FINE HIM STANDING THERE DOING THE "HELICOPTER". FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55364) - you deserved it (5834)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by LadyLola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39040) - you deserved it (4640) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/06/2013 at 7:56am - kids - by Anonyme - France (Basse-Normandie)

today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today, I got a call from mah son's school saying to pick him up cuz he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

#20119263
134 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States

Today I was walking to school with mah earphones in when someone tappd me on the shoulder. I was shockd an whirld around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realizd he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd droppd at the station. FML

#20073029
125 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Taday a small kid lookd at me, screamd in terror, and hid behind his dad!! I was just walking down the same aisle in the store!! This is far from the frst time it's happend!! FML

#20051755
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On 09/01/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by KidKillah - United States (California)

2DAY I WAS CASHIERING AT WALMART,HEN A CUSTOMER PICKD OPEN A COLD-SORE ON HER LIP BEFORE TRYING TO GIVE ME HER MONEY WITH THE SAME HAND. WHEN I FREAKD OUT AN REFUSD TO TAKE HER MONEY, SHE STARTD SCREAMING AN THREATENING TO SUE ME FIR ( VIOLATING THE FRST AMENDMENT. ) FML

#19969409
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On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AT THE BANK, 8-YEAR-OLD SON DECIDD TO PULL OUT REALISTIC LOOKING TOY GUN, AN SCREAM "FREEZE! GIVE ME ALL YUR MONEY!" THE DIM-WITTD BANK TELLER PRESSD THE SILENT ALARM, AN I WAS NEARLY ARRESTD . FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a babby girl. She smild and laughd at my co-worker. When she saw me, she startd screaming and crying. FML

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41 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 3:47pm - kids - by ssydneyy - United States (New Jersey)

today I got ome from te ospital after I burnd my and. Wy? I droppd my pone in te potile stirring ot soup, an I reacd in to get it. FML

#19940108
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On 07/15/2012 at 3:45am - health - by scooter922 - United States (Maryland)

yesterday dad was making coffee fir te family. Half-way troug... e excused imself to te batroom... so fir a laug... I discreetly poured a load of salt into is drink. Wen e served us... I drank a moutful and doubled over acking. My dad barked... "I wasn't born yesterday... son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

today looool I managd to bruise mah nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
106 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

today looool I managd to bruise mah nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
106 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was aving sex wit my boyfriend. We were under te covers, and my little broter tougt we were wrestling, so e got on top of te covers and started "wrestling" wit us. FML

#19935872
125 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)



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