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Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML


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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML


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On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML


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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML


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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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