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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 337
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Boooooooooop's favorite FMLs

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

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100 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

#21448216
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25301) - you deserved it (2040)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27687) - you deserved it (4666)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27146) - you deserved it (4705)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

#21446532
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23660) - you deserved it (1402)

On 07/24/2015 at 1:24pm - work - by (-,..,-) (woman) - France

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28318) - you deserved it (3446)

On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42156) - you deserved it (2842)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33095) - you deserved it (5098)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32678) - you deserved it (3050)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30157) - you deserved it (2262)

On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49784) - you deserved it (4203)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30048) - you deserved it (5137)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40565) - you deserved it (4193)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40721) - you deserved it (8446)

On 01/03/2015 at 5:48am - love - by JJ_V3N0M - United States (California)



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