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Boodui

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55138) - you deserved it (11234)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

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On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

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On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States

Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML

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On 08/06/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by beaverfever (man) - Poland (Zachodniopomorskie)



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