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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1164
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bonzer : I am 13, atheist, I like all kinds of music, but I tend to listen to hardcore dubstep/metal. I don't care if you don't like me or my comments, and I hate to have arguments over FML. Something else about me is that I couldn't care less what anybody else thinks about me, especially over the internet. The only thing I hate more than ignorance is hypocrites.

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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

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