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Bofferding's favorite FMLs
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
by Surprisebuttsecks? / 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Rash / 12/06/2011 at 11:54am / United States (New York) / Animals
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
by perenoel / 12/03/2011 at 11:24am / France / Kids
Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML
by djkimmaz / 12/03/2011 at 6:23am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
by gtfb1993 / 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 4:36am / United States / Health
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
by Bob / 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by Stinky / 11/20/2011 at 5:23am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, My girlfriend broke up with me because I got mad that she made plans with her cousin.... we… Today, is my 16 birthday. Today also marks one week my electric and water has been shut off. 6 days… Today, my dad accused me of using various types of drugs, and that I will never achieve anything in…