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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4508
  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Bobby64 : I once sniffed a bowling shoe and lived to tell about it.

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TODAY, MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT THE STOP SIGNS OUTLINED WITH A WHITE LINE WERE OPTIONAL. LATER, A COP PULLED ME OVER, WHEN I ASKED WHY HE SAID, "YOU RAN THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE." I EXPLAINED WHAT MY COUSIN HAD TOLD ME AN HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AN REPLIED, "ALL STOP SIGNS HAVE A WHITE OUTLINE." MEGA FML

#3593613
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12037) - you deserved it (101019)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98316) - you deserved it (5577)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to mah friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

#3335931
78 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by StillSingle (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I rode bike to te grocery store. I left bike on te small bike rack tey ave outside te door. Wen I came out 5 minute later I found someone ad tied tere enormous, growling German Separd to te same rack. I ad to wait 4 te owner to come outo ten lauged at me. FML

#2585937
147 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by j (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I pickd up the hand to examine the bones in the finger... and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML

#2375758
188 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was feeling really down!! So I textd mah boyfriend and askd him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up!! His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore!! You always ask such dumb questions." FML

#2264507
401 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decidd to procrastinate instead of studying 4 mah really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realizd mah idea of procrastinating was cleaning mah TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

#2069131
195 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I was planning on meeting looool mah friend at the mall!! She cummd late an I was in the dressing room trying on a few things!! When I cummd out to meet her she lookd at me oddly an said "You shouldn't buy that it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I cummd in!! FML

#2047113
72 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

#2030761
113 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realised that glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of relationships have!! fat FML

#1956453
95 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MY CHILD'S PRESCHOOL SAYING THAT ( MINDY KEEPS SAYING SHE SITS ON HER DADDY'S LAP AND PLAYS WITH HIS PETER. ) MY DAUGHTER MEANT 'PUTER, AS IN COMPUTER. NOW THE SCHOOL IS WORRIED MY HUSBAND IS A CHILD MOLESTER. FML

#1704585
148 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by Gumfanatic302 (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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