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Bobby64
  • Town/Country : Cincinnati, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2724
  • Number of comments : 239
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Bobby64 : I once sniffed a bowling shoe and lived to tell about it.

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Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year old I had to deal with. FML

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On 07/26/2010 at 12:03am - love - by beeee - Australia

Today, my hot co-worker had to use my computer, so he called me while I was at lunch for my login password. It was his name. FML

#11515790
186 comments

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On 06/28/2010 at 9:28am - work - by ladyhavery - United States (Virginia)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853
214 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

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On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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282 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 2:01am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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