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Bobby100

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Bobby100
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 October 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1068
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Bobby100 : Currently a student at ASU majoring in robotics engineering.

I'm here for the same reason as everybody else; to laugh at and maybe relate to other people's bad luck :)

Bobby100's page activity

Visits<b>liv1222</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 2:00pm<b>muarif</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:45am<b>Blaisey</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 10:53pm<b>amyfann</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:43am<b>ChevyLovzYou2</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 7:53pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 4:22pm<b>xx_ginny</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 3:43pm<b>imasexyburrito</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:39am<b>PoisonOrchid</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:48pm<b>MlleCerise</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 4:12pm<b>Mr10crossing</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 4:45pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 4:58pm<b>yesthatgirl</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 10:43pm<b>hotPinklipstick</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 6:53pm<b>Runfast6280</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 5:28pm<b>keyface5</b> - the 07/01/2013 at 12:47pm<b>ehhokay</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>Blaisey</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:53am

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Beginner

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Bobby100's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

by Scaryman / 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

by Face / 01/09/2010 at 5:12am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2009 at 4:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

by Silent / 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 5:27am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on shuffle in the room we were in as I left to go to the bathroom. When I came back she was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. She won't stop singing it and her mom is coming over to pick her up in an hour. She's 4. FML

by SomeDJ / 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

by tryscal / 07/12/2009 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

by notinflammable / 06/27/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

by bathroomseww / 05/12/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Health

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

by unlolable4321 / 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

by Kelavmeister / 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

by coughandcold / 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

by nomorebeard / 03/25/2009 at 10:13am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy