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Bobby100

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Bobby100
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 917
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Bobby100 : Currently a student at ASU majoring in robotics engineering.

I'm here for the same reason as everybody else; to laugh at and maybe relate to other people's bad luck :)

Bobby100's page activity

Visits<b>muarif</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 11:45am<b>Blaisey</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 10:53pm<b>amyfann</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:43am<b>ChevyLovzYou2</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 7:53pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 4:22pm<b>xx_ginny</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 3:43pm<b>imasexyburrito</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 10:39am<b>PoisonOrchid</b> - the 09/09/2014 at 10:48pm<b>MlleCerise</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 4:12pm<b>Mr10crossing</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 4:45pm<b>RockUntilYouDie</b> - the 12/07/2013 at 4:58pm<b>yesthatgirl</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 10:43pm<b>hotPinklipstick</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 6:53pm<b>Runfast6280</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 5:28pm<b>keyface5</b> - the 07/01/2013 at 12:47pm<b>ehhokay</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>Blaisey</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:53am

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Bobby100's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

#20581005
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41453) - you deserved it (2203)

On 04/08/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

#20460771
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42966) - you deserved it (7380)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

#20460540
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41089) - you deserved it (4279)

On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

#20458655
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48897) - you deserved it (5870)

On 01/14/2013 at 7:56am - love - by shiney100893 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46644) - you deserved it (4816)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

#15935216
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15907) - you deserved it (37057)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:11pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51054) - you deserved it (4162) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35120) - you deserved it (11358)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37744) - you deserved it (3508)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

#12657778
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19021) - you deserved it (30232)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29344) - you deserved it (12781)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39612) - you deserved it (10039)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my friends and I were hanging out when we thought it would be cool to set off a few fireworks. Nothing burns quite like the hair on the left side of your head. FML

#11450736
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9963) - you deserved it (37826)

On 06/25/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26243) - you deserved it (10827)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States



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