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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 December 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bobalaba : I don't really have much to say, other than I like playing videogames, playing basketball, and going swimming. I'm moving on to 8th grade and I'll be in Geometry. I am probably the smartest one of my friends when it comes to stuff we learn in school. I'll admit, I'm not the most mature 13 year old on this planet, but it's OK to have fun every once in a while. I don't have anything else to say other than thanks for viewing my profile. :) By the way, in case you're wondering, my profile pic is when I went to the Mall of America.

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Bobalaba's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59760) - you deserved it (4691)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46480) - you deserved it (5556)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (5602)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55213) - you deserved it (4814)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70945) - you deserved it (35994)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52042) - you deserved it (6388)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm - kids - by I Have Failed (man) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML


I agree, your life sucks (47400) - you deserved it (5747)

On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

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