Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BntyHntrSeattle

Offline (yesterday at 11:20pm) | Search for a member

BntyHntrSeattle

15Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10102
  • Number of comments : 573
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 87 posted

About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano.

BntyHntrSeattle's page activity

Visits<b>moosemay</b> - yesterday at 11:47pm<b>33kameron33</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:49pm<b>thatnakedguy</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:38am<b>interesting33</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:16pm<b>Zebediabolical</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:49am<b>Smoogy</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:11am<b>chuka81</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:25am<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 6:12pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:51pm<b>Swandive235</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:16am<b>Zufallian</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 11:03pm<b>CliffPaul</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 11:09pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 12:48pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 10:48am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 1:30pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 10:49pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:53am<b>mattc1213</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 11:33pm

Fucked!<b>33kameron33</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:49am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 7:51pm<b>HowlingFire</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:12pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 7:53am<b>interesting33</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 12:37pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 1:18am<b>sorainu</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 4:35pm<b>psychopolarbear</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 3:27am<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 2:35am<b>BlueOcelot</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:54am<b>roman11</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:08am<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 1:17am<b>SEROKE</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 11:06am<b>touch_the_sky_77</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 5:46am

BntyHntrSeattle's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

See all of BntyHntrSeattle's badges

BntyHntrSeattle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29203) - you deserved it (7234)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

#21333974
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43842) - you deserved it (3614)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML

#21330614
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38849) - you deserved it (3497)

On 01/04/2015 at 11:58am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

#21330517
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39195) - you deserved it (5474)

On 01/04/2015 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML

#21327508
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (2956)

On 12/30/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Excalibur6669 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

#21326870
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30220) - you deserved it (2851)

On 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm - animals - by woofwoof - Turkey (Izmir)

Today, my wife started a 24 hour urine collection as directed by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggested I "look under the piss jug." FML

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

#21326529
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (3446)

On 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

#21325871
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42539) - you deserved it (3166)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

#21325871
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42539) - you deserved it (3166)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

#21325382
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33712) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/27/2014 at 4:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after months of correcting him, I got so used to my boss calling me "Alex" that I didn't respond to my own name several times today. FML

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36051) - you deserved it (5311)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said "avada kedavra". She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML

#21315060
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36875) - you deserved it (2986)

On 12/10/2014 at 2:58pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40987) - you deserved it (4204)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: