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Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids
by brokeforever / 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm / Latvia (Riga) / Animals
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
by Speechless / 03/18/2015 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by spicybasement / 03/17/2015 at 11:38am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2015 at 10:24am / Spain (Aragon) / Intimacy
by nottheuglyfriend / 03/07/2015 at 6:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML
by LocallyBrewed / 02/26/2015 at 11:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by novaguy / 02/24/2015 at 11:15am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous
by brazo667 / 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Lunab123 / 01/31/2015 at 9:43pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Health
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2015 at 11:58am / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Money
- Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me… Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head… Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the…