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by leonuniz / 04/19/2015 at 12:34pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by jamongrande / 04/17/2015 at 11:50am / United States (California) / Money
by Crappy / 04/11/2015 at 8:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML
by callalilley / 04/10/2015 at 12:42pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
by fedupson / 04/09/2015 at 10:03am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
by ToiletRoll / 03/29/2015 at 8:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by stuck / 03/23/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Illinois) / Money
by poop / 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by ironfey / 03/20/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
by Anonymous / 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Work
by shawnsmuffins / 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…